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Dems Lay Down Hard Truths About Climate Change

Dems Lay Down Hard Truths About Climate Change


SPEAKING OF BAD WEATHER, LAST
NIGHT CNN HOSTED A SERIES OF TOWN HALLS ON CLIMATE CHANGE. AND THEY HYPED IT LIKE IT WAS
THE END OF THE WORLD, WHICH IT IS.>>AN UNPRECEDENTED DEMOCRATIC
PRESIDENTIAL TOWN HALL EVENT, CLIMATE CRISIS, BIDEN, WARREN
SANDERS, HARRIS, BUTTIGIEG. KLOBUCHAR, BOOKER, O’ROURKE,
YANG, CASTRO.>>STEPHEN: (AS INTENSE
ANNOUNCER) “SLEEPY, DOPEY, DANCER, PRANCER,
VIXEN, LEONARDO, DONATELLO, AND THE MORMON TABERNACLE CHOIR!”
THE ENTIRE EVENT WAS APPARENTLY BROADCASTING FROM LOWER ORBIT. ( LAUGHTER )
NOT A COMFORTING SIGN WHEN THE LEADERS WHO BELIEVE IN CLIMATE
CHANGE LOOK LIKE THEY ARE FLEEING THE PLANET. ( LAUGHTER )
WHEN IT WAS BERNIE’S TURN TO TAKE ON CLIMATE CHANGE, HE URGED
AMERICANS TO THINK OF THE CHILDREN.>>NOBODY IN THIS ROOM, JUST
THINK ABOUT IT, 30 YEARS FROM NOW, WANTS TO LOOK YOUR KID OR
GRANDCHILDREN IN THE EYE AND HAVE THAT CHILD SAY TO YOU, YOU
KNOW, GRANDPA, YOU KNEW, YOU KNEW BACK IN 2020, 2019 WHAT THE
SCIENTISTS WERE SAYING. YOU DIDN’T DO ANYTHING. AND LOOK WHAT YOU CREATED.>>STEPHEN: (AS BERNIE)
“30 YEARS FROM NOW, I DON’T WANT TO LOOK MY GRANDCHILDREN IN THE
EYE, BECAUSE THEY WILL BE TERRIFIED OF ME. I WILL BE 143 YEARS-OLD. I WILL BE, THANKS TO THE
MIRACLES OF MODERN SCIENCE, I WILL BE 1% MAN, 99% ROBOTIC
LION.” ( LAUGHTER )
I DON’T KNOW WHY. I DON’T KNOW WHY. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) THEN SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS LAID
DOWN SOME HARD TRUTHS.>>DO YOU BAN PLASTIC STRAWS?>>I THINK WE SHOULD, YES. I MEAN, LOOK, I’M GOING TO BE
HONEST: IT’S REALLY DIFFICULT TO DRINK OUT OF A PAPER STRAW,
LIKE, IF YOU DON’T GULL UP IT DOWN IMMEDIATELY, IT STARTS
TO BEND, AND THEN THE LITTLE THING CATCHES IT. SO, WE GOT TO KIND OF PERFECT
THAT ONE A LITTLE BIT MORE.>>STEPHEN: YES! THANK YOU! ( LAUGHTER )
OBVIOUSLY — OBVIOUSLY, WE’VE GOT A CRISIS, AND
MY APOLOGIES TO THE PLANET, AND FUTURE GENERATIONS, BUT IF THE
CHOICE COMES DOWN TO KILLING ALL LIFE OR THE POSSIBILITY THAT MY
JAMBA JUICE MIGHT BE DIFFICULT TO DRINK, SPRAY MY MOUTH SILVER
AND STRAP ME TO A MAD MAX-MOBILE. WITNESS ME! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
JOE BIDEN ALSO HAD STUFF TO SAY ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE. UNFORTUNATELY, NO ONE HEARD ANY
OF IT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL TOO DISTRACTED BY HIS BLEEDING LEFT
EYE. OH, MY GOD! IS THAT WHAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS
GOING TO DO TO US?! ( LAUGHTER )
I’LL SEPARATE MY PLASTICS, I’LL DRIVE A ROOMBA TO WORK, JUST
DON’T TAKE MY EYES! ( LAUGHTER )
NOW, WHAT HAPPENED THERE WAS PROBABLY A BROKEN BLOOD VESSEL,
HAPPENS TO A LOT OF PEOPLE, LOOKS SCARY BUT IS USUALLY
HARMLESS. STILL, BIDEN CAN USE IT TO HIS
ADVANTAGE WITH A STRONG NEW SLOGAN: BIDEN 2020: UNITE
BENEATH THE EYE OF BLOOD. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) SOME PEOPLE SPECULATED THAT THE
VICE PRESIDENT’S EYE CRACKED UNDER THE PRESSURE OF TOUGH AND
UNRELENTING QUESTIONS. THEY’RE RIGHT, BUT NOT CNN’S. BECAUSE BIDEN WAS ON MY SHOW
EARLIER IN THE NIGHT, AND WE BROADCAST THE FIRST APPEARANCE
OF BLOOD-EYE JOE! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
OKAY? RIGHT HERE. RIGHT HERE. ( APPLAUSE )
I WISH THE VICE PRESIDENT A SPEEDY RECOVERY, AND I CAN’T
WAIT TO SEE WHAT KIND OF STRANGE AILMENT TONIGHT’S GUEST, PETE
BUTTIGIEG, DEBUTS ON MY SHOW. C’MONNN, VESTIGIAL TWIN! LAUGH
HE COULD BE HIS OWN RUNNING MATE!

93 comments on “Dems Lay Down Hard Truths About Climate Change

  1. Let's face it Colbert is turning out to be a corporate tool must be a good comedian fooled us all along .Please unsubscribes if you agree.

  2. The 'Robin Hood and Maid Marian' myth of Bernie and AOC creating a GOVERNMENT RUN 'Great New Deal' 10,000 Points of Solyndra by 'robbing the rich' and 'making the corporations pay', is still one of the greatest myths since Al Gore's Cap & Trade bulldozers started slashing and burning the last of Earth's rainforests for 'carbon credits' to allow Corporations to continue to pollute!!
    'Great New Deal' is $16,000 BILLION over ten years! That's ANOTHER Pentagon II and ANOTHER Federal Welfare II, combined, and TWICE AS BIG Mil.Gov.Sci. It's unhappily the total amount of Boomer's wealth in life savings, and means the Fed black hole disappearance of Millennials' Boomer inheritance.
    E Pluribus, I can't tell you where all your carbon taxes went!" Or have you forgotten TBTF TARP?

  3. oh, so Stephen decided to be funny again!?
    He remembered that he's a comedian?
    Good…
    But will he be able to come back? Will he be able to remember how it's done!?
    I don't know… He looks like he's a bit surprised himself…
    It might be too late Stephen… Too late for the Late Show…
    Eh

  4. That’s not true about paper straws anyway I’m old enough to remember when that was all we had in our straws held up just fine

  5. It feels like every 10 years someone on tv says the world is going to end in 10 years and the only way to stop it is to give them money or raise taxes……

  6. Biden is the worst. Kamela is terrible. It’s just yuck for these corporate trump lite candidates. If the inconvenience of drinking from a paper straw is too much how would she stop fracking or underwater drilling and other shit happening. Mannn they need to get TF outa here

  7. Omg I think that's the funniest thing Jon's ever said… "where did he come from, where did he go…"… Blood eyed Joe 😀

  8. I use metal straws, they’re cool and keep your drink cold 🙂
    You can find them at Walmart here: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Stainless-Steel-Straw-4ct-Value-Pack/511205905?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=0&wl13=5150&adid=22222222227000000000&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=t&wl3=42423897272&wl4=pla-51320962143&wl5=9022870&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=8175035&wl11=local&wl12=511205905&veh=sem&gclid=Cj0KCQjwh8jrBRDQARIsAH7BsXdfGLqaRMXgYWCaTART8fGtA_DX1RAjLusSq7LYp1xCqfpWBf3Z_8saAtiqEALw_wcB

  9. Harris is out of the loop. We've had metal and reusable plastic straws for many years. Now we have silicone straws which are even better.

  10. I own many reusable straws never in my life have I ever used a paper straw wtf how does that even work… go to Starbucks and buy a 3-pack of reusable straws good lord they're like two dollars I'm so sick of people acting like its hard to be conscious of what you are doing.

  11. The data and math guy Andrew Yang was the only one who knew what he was talking about. He tied in the Freedom Dividend, the lobbyist problem, GDP as our only measurement, and climate change as related problems and solutions.

    He talked about every option including nuclear. He talked about thorium and investing in the latest nuclear technology. Check out this kid Taylor Wilson, who achieved nuclear fusion at age 14. And has ideas for better smaller nuclear reactor designs.

    Yang also talked about the fact that the US makes up only 15% of global emissions. Elizabeth Warren said Americans can make a difference of 70% if we become more environmentally conscious. 70% of 15%?
    Yang wants the US to lead a global summit on climate change. Not only to make an actual difference globally, but also to prevent a country like China from acting on their own with geo engineering. Which would affect the rest of the world.

    Yang also talked about how we need to start planting more trees and even more importantly the oceans.
    Contrary to popular belief the Amazon does not make up 20% of the planets oxygen. Not even 1%. It’s the ocean that’s makes up a significant amount. Check out a Trace Dominguez and Seeker who did a video on this.

  12. Because climate is so much more of an issue than HUMAN BEINGS living in poverty. No human should live like that and it only gets worse. Do the Democrats not care about the people they claim to be the party of?

  13. While Mehdi Hassan, a presenter for Doha-based state funded Al Jazeera, is also a CNN regular, who the CNN explained to the Conservative Review that he is a guest. The third is Juliette Kayyem, a CNN national security analyst who the CNN explained to the Conservative Review that he is a guest. The third is Juliette Kayyem, a CNN national security analyst, who the report claimed first she is currently a board member of the International Centre for Sport Security CSS controlled by Qatar, to secure and defend Qatar’s 2022 World Cup bid.

  14. Wow, it's true, these big corporations and big media- even Colbert are trying to talk us out of Bernie. Anything to hang onto big money.

  15. Climate change is a global issue. Shouldn't countries fix their individual impacts of climate change? Why should America pay billions of dollars to companies unless we can agree what the exact problem is and the exact solution.

  16. the straws aren't the problem, it's what we do with them that's the problem. Sea turtles are going to keep ingesting your used condoms thinking they're jellyfish. Should we ban condoms too?

  17. Everyone talks about climate change for the for social point. No one's giving up any of the shit that produces emissions

  18. I feel like they put the kiddy gloves on when handling the Biden jokes. I wish they made jokes more off the substance they said as opposed to tired tropes of them.

  19. Hey! Let's make fun of the old guy concerned about climate change! Cheap, Stephen. Cheap. Oh yeah, and the other old guy with a burst blood vessel in his eye. Hilarious! You're losing the plot Stephen. I've got a better idea for jokes. How about making fun of that weirdo paedo religion you believe in.

  20. The front page of the Washington Post says, Democracy Dies in Darkness’. The book’s authors remark, It is not democracy that dies in darkness, it is the credibility of the institutions now attempting to undermine it This is the story of a media that set out to destroy a president and his administration, but destroyed themselves instead.Here’s a  Wa Pro reporter profiling Obama as a living god: ‘The sun glinted off his chiselled pectorals sculpted during four weightlifting sessions each week.’ But when WaPo’s editorial board wrote about candidate Trump’s plans against illegal immigration, it’s genocide time: ‘He would round up and deport 11 million people, a forced movement on a scale not attempted since Stalin or perhaps Pol Pot.’ Apart from data analysis, the book highlights Trump-haters’ nastiness. On CBS TV, late-night host Stephen Colbert suggested the only thing the President’s mouth was good for was as a ‘holster’ for Putin’s member. The audience gasped and guffawed. While CBS was nonchalant, Amazingly, Colbert finally was pressed into a measure of regret by the gay Left for disparaging same sex activity!

  21. Global warming never happened so let's have the most inane two words – climate change. This vague chestnut is the product of a marketing outfit in Manhattan. It ain't as scientific as the WW2 Manhattan project but the consequences for the masses by the ideologues will be as great as nuclear radiation fallout.

  22. I'm 24, and when I was in preschool, (20 years ago) they talked about climate change and the problems we have.

    It's typical consumers to look for alternatives when the one thing you consume, is about to run out.

  23. Hasn't it been proven that electric cars are worse for the environment due to the waste battery manufacturing produces and charging that battery from coal power. I understand that many countries have a growing number of nuclear plants and or Solar and Wind farms but Solar and Wind power is not always reliable enough to to provide electricity to which the grid will fall back on coal power plants in many countries.

  24. People laugh at straws but the don't know why they should be banned. That's the sad part. Here's just a couple:
    Plastic straws in the oceans are bad news for marine wildlife. Not only do they get stuck up turtles’ noses causing immense levels of pain and distress, they’re also mistaken for food by seabirds and fed to their chicks, or sucked up by fish and marine mammals when they’re feeding.

    Plastic in the ocean also absorbs any other pollutants present in the water, intensifying its toxicity for the animals who eat it, including those in our food chain.

    Using a plastic straw is not the healthiest way to sip your drink. A recent study has revealed most commercially available plastics leached synthetic estrogens, and some BPA-free products actually released estrogenic chemicals that were more potent than BPA.

    Plastic contains a range of toxic chemicals that leach into our food and drink that have been linked to health issues ranging from hormone disruption to cancer.

    The risks are particularly high for children – even exposure to tiny amounts of endocrine disrupting chemicals, (EDC’s) could cause neurological damage and behavioural issues, such as autism, ADHD and lower IQ, as well as fertility issues, obesity and diabetes.

  25. 30 years from now??…b..but..the world is ( according to Oracle AOC) ending in 12 years 😂😂
    If anyone doubts these ALL are a rabid and frothing pack of morons…

  26. I gotta admit Creepy Joe is the first person I've ever seen who's eye sponateousely turned red like tha,t without having had an eye injury. It's definitely a sign from below.

  27. Make fun of the politicians – sure. But a little bit about the climate would have been nice on a mainstream entertainment show.

  28. I must say, jokes about bernie sanders age are the most low hanging fruit and really disappointing/cringey to see on this show so often.

  29. Even the democrats are mocking the bullshit their leaders are bringing to the table I don’t think trump should be president but I don’t think any of these people should be either 😂

  30. Play the game better what the fuck is wrong with Bernice response and I got to make comedy because you have no other life but seriously

  31. Your just bad Stephan, dont get a Tshirt printed, Bad Stephan.
    Since I sub to you on social media as a tRump critic I expect not to get a Visa to visit America. 🙁
    Im a High Capparal fan, a short lived TV Series.

  32. Those idiots don't know where a hurricane is going but want you to think they know what the weather will be doing in 12 years……

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